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IMMUTABLE TRUTH - President Downgrade has earned his title well.




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TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.


Idiotic Trump Fanatics -




The girls are gone -


TAGS: obama let down
Rating: 4.35/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
Brilliant. 5 stars
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:22 pm
I like Canada. I really do. There is an undercurrent of national pride that says "We need a strong military" Rhe Canadians I have served with were nothing short of amazing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 12:10 am

Some Canadians say "youse".....I don't, I wasn't raised by wolves.
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:03 am
bagged milk? That's one I've never heard
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:02 am
you forgot youse and all y'all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:04 pm

American one....Y'all.(your turn)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:03 pm

I've been over the "eh" thing and the bagged milk thing and the "aboot thing....and all the other things many times. I grew up in the tourist industry in north western Ontario...I've studied your people. For every Canadian idiosyncrasy there is an..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

And you forgot the "huh" at the end of yours......what's that aboot? (for every Canadian "eh" there is an American "huh"...think aboot it)
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Wait, you forgot to put eh? at the end of your sentence :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 9:39 pm

I'll spell aboot correctly when you spell honour and colour correctly.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
Not until you spell about korekly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 8:08 pm

"Tell Canada"? There's that world police attitude again. Try asking Canada....or how aboot we "tell" you? :)
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL..You don't f***ing say? ;-p
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:09 pm
and don't ever, ever, f*** with any of us again.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:06 pm
and we could do it with a coalition. We tell canada, you take that piece of the country and f*** it up, australia you get that piece, uk do this part, and we take the rest. Voila, we win. Then we tell the people, go make a new govt and don't call us again
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:04 pm
If we wanted to win a war, all the suits have to do is go to the chairman of the JCS and say "Go f*** up that country" and stay out. Next thing you know, that country is f***ed up.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:02 pm
I think h_o_t is banned and s_h_o_t contains it.
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 6:00 pm
/the sh**s = s'h**s (i.e. the word 's h o t' is considered worthy of censorship? f*** me).
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 5:58 pm
Agreed. That's why Powell walked. The military wasn't allowed to call the sh**s. The politicians and the suits were making decisions that should've only been left to men and women in uniform, and other warriors. Not armchair phonies.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:47 pm
commit troops, do it in a way that we can win, not fight for 10 years, turn tail, and run. If the military had made the decisions, the war would have been decided years ago. Same thing with Vietnam and Korea.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:46 pm
But Afghanistan was a totally different situation. The problem there is having the civilians, who have no warfare experience, running the war. ROE should be decided by the commanders in the field, not the suits in the white house. If we have reason to
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 4:14 pm
Exactly.The failure of the Iraq war(and the way it bankrupted America)is a case in point about what can go wrong when'Murica plays the role of the world's policeman:Bush"shouldn't" have decided which of the Axis of Evil to go after.What a disaster! :-/
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, That is right on the money. We should not be the world's policemen. And the president shouldn't be able to pick and choose which ones he gets to supply
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
Silence, moo. How dare you disgrace the great and powerful hashtag?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:27 pm

Don't you have enough problems in your own country?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:25 pm

Why do Americans feel it is their responsibility to police the world? Of course the kidnapping of anyone is horrible, but why would your president be expected to do anything about it?
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Funny... to kill Cliven Bundy, Obama deployed snipers, spec ops, law enforcement, drones, satellite surveillance. To find 200 Christian girls who are forcefully being converted to Islam, all Obama can offer is this


REAGANOMICS - The joke's on you.


TAGS: republicans trikle down economics
Rating: 3.19/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:40 am
Boom economy through the entire Reagan and Bush administrations. It didn't need to "trickle down," we grew it where we were.


WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: tango down obama 2012 usama
Rating: 3.89/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:56 pm
Finally. A keeper. Sending this to my son.


SLOGAN - behold another downgrade 2008 Change We Can Believe In 2012 I'm Frustrated And So Are You




REMINDER FOR 2012 - Who's counting YOUR votes?




DEMOCRAT VILLAGERS -




Its called... -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012




100% REAL U.S. MARINE CORPS HERO -




Shutdown Update: Make it Hurt -




If the government shutdown closed our parks and monuments -




'OBAMA GIRL' DOWNGRADE - Hope? Nope! Dope? Yup! Hope > Nope > Dope




VOTING REPUBLICAN IS JUST ASKING FOR ANOTHER TRICKLE DOWN TRAIN WRECK -




Shakedown Artist Sharpton -


TAGS: al sharpton shakedown artist racebaiter ambulance chaser race pimp fraud thug tax dodger cheat nan tawana brawley crown heights nypd nyc obama democrats progressives naacp
Rating: 5/5

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Zeitguy - January 1, 2015, 9:56 pm
Sometimes Vik makes a valid point. But in no way does validation for this regurgitated point of view validate this diatribe.


TSUYOSHI NISHIOKA - Japan's latest nuclear meltdown.




JOBS FOR ILLEGALS - Ok with Janet Napolitano, under "prosecutorial discretion". Coming soon: pedophiles working at day care centers, drug addicts at local clinics, and hookers at churches!




OBAMA BEAT DOWN BY ALLEN WEST - Allen West states Obama should dust off his Nobel Peace Prize and return it for all the military ventures he has advanced in his administration!




Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -




why trump won -




J. P. MORGAN - Has confused Popeye




Last time we had a government shutdown -




Shutdown Update: OBAMA'S DISGRACEFUL INSULT TO THE GREATEST GENERATION -




Shutdown Politics -




BIG GOVERNMENT - Can't manage anything properly. its time to downsize to protect liberty and prosperity




FOWARD TO 1960 - Hey Champ Maybe its time to do something about poverty for example: meet with your job creators




AMERICA - BECAUSE A DOWNGRADED CREDIT RATING IS GOOD FOR YOU




DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN ECONIMICS -




Yeah... it was exactly like this -


TAGS: trump smacks down jim acosta
Rating: 5/5

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Getter1 - January 13, 2017, 1:29 pm
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again)" Would you mind explaining that to me and the moderators oh, one who pretends to embrace freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and the free exchange of opinions and thought?
Getter1 - January 12, 2017, 7:55 pm
LOL...Wow. Two minutes after this funny little meme gets approved and you automatically respond with the same feeble, tired, ineffective Democrat Party comebacks that cost them the election. But, at least you got a job from the Democrats
BlackIsBeautiful - January 12, 2017, 7:09 pm
This from the same racist orange skin sociopath who spreads fake news daily, like his fake news lie that he lost the popular vote because of millions of illegal votes casted against him (no evidence). Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again) hun


MR. PRESIDENT - you done something big you made history




THE " VOLTSWAGEN " - Lawrence Ulrich, Audi of America President Johan de Nysschen has said that the Chevy Volt will fail and that anybody who buys the car is an idiot.




OBAMA: “ IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU’VE GOT TO HELP ME PASS THIS BILL " -




The Idiocy Of Liberalism -




The 'Logic' Of Trump Supporters -




DOWN IN FLAMES - Release Date: Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2012




S&P DOWNGRADES U.S. CREDIT RATING -




" COMPANY ON THE EDGE IN 2012 - BEST BUY. STOCK DECLINE: 32 PERCENT. " - The same forces that hammered Circuit City--cash-poor consumers, ruthless price pressure, tough online rivals --are now hurting Best Buy.




OBAMA'S 8 AUG 2011 SPEECH - After leading the US to a 1st-ever downgrade, he's out to ease fears. Well, the market responded the same way sane and intelligent citizens do... WITH A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE!




THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA - The "Special Bus" has now been expanded to a full sized bus ...




AMERICA - Do your civic duty!




TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS - Seems to only benefit the Monopoly Guy.




HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.




THE JOB - ...if I didn't do it, someone else would. So, I did.




We can send federal agents to collect fees... -




GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Downgrade happens




American Trucking Association -




Priorities -




LOOK WHO IS HIDING - It was wrong for Bush to hide Mr. President it wrong for you




Shutdown Should Effect White House -




Harry Reid Refuses to work with Congress -




EVOLUTION - Are you evolving or doubling down on stupidity?




unfortunately -




Sky Closed -




Government shutdown -




Shutdown -




What a tragedy -




Government shutdown? -




Meaning of 'help' and 'hurt' confuse liberals -




POLITISPAM - Meltdown


TAGS: meltdown
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - November 20, 2012, 8:41 am
Too right


COMMUNICATIONS BREAKDOWN - Its always the same. Having a nervous breakdown, Drive me insaaaaane.




WALL STREET PROTESTERS - They think they can run things better than businesspeople.... (yet they can't handle simple thinks like reversed images in mirrors)




" BLOOMBERG POLL: ONLY 29% WILL VOTE TO REELECT OBAMA, 43% SAY THEY WON’T " -




Tear Down Your Gates -




what if... -




SHUT IT DOWN -




TIMMYDAMUS QUATRAIN AAA - No risk of a downgrade




Shutdown Update: We are Winning -




Shutdown Update: Priests Risk Arrest for Offering Sacraments During Shutdown -




Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Inn -




Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Mount Vernon -




Govt Shutdown -




TLC: "The Learning Channel". -




DOJ INDICATES - Patriotic bumperstickers may mean you are a terrorist! WTF???




Obama Receives Another Beatdown -




Aragorn Government Shutdown -




THE EU TO RUSSIA - Then: "You need to develop financial transparency and the rule of law." Now: "Please help us confiscate your citizen's deposits from Cypriot banks."




'Leading From Behind the Golf Course' -




Mr President -




CONGRESS -




In the '90s Liberals brought us OUTCOME-BASED EDUCATION in an effort to dumb down America -




Another Rino Bites the Dust -


TAGS: rino down
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 8:42 am
Cochran and Alexander are going to join Cantor in being ex-congressmen too, I hope.


FREUDIAN SLIP - It sure aint "winning the future"




Vacationer in Cheif -




THE CAPED KRUSADERS - Barackman and Robbin, Downgraders of Gotham City




HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT - heard you love the blues




" EUROGEDDON " -




DOWN, DOWN, DOWN HE GOES.... - ... where he stops, no one knows.




" YES WE CAN " - The Obama Administration it's " Outreach To Muslims " Never has been more obvious.




OBAMA ATTACK DOG - End the lies. Stick to facts....IF YOU DARE!




" A WEINER TOO FAR " - Anthony Weiner is reportedly now considering the possibility that he may have to step down.




WE ALL FALL DOWN (VARIATION ON A THEME) -


TAGS: we all fall down
Rating: 4.29/5

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foxrecon19d - August 30, 2014, 2:04 pm
*T a p s*...
foxrecon19d - August 30, 2014, 2:04 pm
***s... as beautiful, as haunting, as bittersweet, as solemn as that tune is, I hate it with a passion. It reminds me that brothers and sisters are not coming home. To drown it out while I am at a memorial, I hear Martika's Toy Soldiers song in my head...


GAY MARRIAGE - Forget the economy Concentrate on social issues How is that working politicians?




TRAGIC STORY - Sadly, we already know how this story ends.




QUICK! NAME THE FOUNDING FATHERS - Such a task would've been very easy for most students from 50 to 200 years ago. Today's students couldn't name half of them, no thanks to the efforts of bad teachers that don't want them to learn such things.




MY QUAWIFICATIONS? - I'w hawve you know I stawyed at a Howiday Inn Expwess wast night. I awso hawve a poowmanint lithp because of the way I wike to thuck di er wowwypops




WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? - Gee, the people who make stuff (create value and wealth) are a dying breed, while the government workers (WTF do they create?) keep making more money and more bureacracy




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